As a DM, we know it hits. We just want to see the terror in your eyes.
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Rolls d20 for damage: 1.
"You get off with a warning, this time."
Tbf, a 32 would hit almost anything. We literally had this at one of my tables the other day.
DM: does a 32 hit?
ME, THE FIGHTER: WHAT‽‽ That's about twice what you need to hit! How high is its attack modifier‽
DM: And it wasn't even a crit. I only rolled a 19.
To be fair though, I was bluntly tanking a bloody Roc, if that was what was gonna kill me, I'd be like "yeah, that tracks."