I think if you survive the tragedy of losing a limb, the world owes you the opportunity to get super bionic arms that can work remotely.
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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I've lost my penis in the war. I'd like an exact replica prostetic please! That's right, 12 inches, thick as a beer can. I said exact replica after all!
Oh, and since it's prostetic anyways, maybe we can build it with vibration, and led gamer lights? Oooh! Ooh!!! And make it shoot off fireworks! And make a laser light show that reacts to music!!!
What? I said exact replica! My penis could do all this already!
No mayo dispenser?