Getting double penetrated while playing a full 8 person ffa game of ’starcraft' and recieving socialized healthcare.
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How did you get my diary and why are you blasting my fantasies out there like this
"Getting DP'ed" sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with
I mean, even one is difficult enough
what about two bears?
They probably not attracted to women.
There are no creatures that are not attracted to human women. There's however, a lack of drugs
I'm friends with a gay couple who aren't even attracted to my enby partner, but are attracted to me. So hard disagree.
Drug them and see
?????????
Did it work?
Or two women with strapons.
or two trans women
Yes please
Or one pre/non-op trans woman with a strap-on
Don't let dreams be dreams, OP
the irony is that this is actually such an easily attainable dream if i just used a dating app or socialized at a club
but ofc i had to become infatuated with 2 specific guys who are a challenge to get with
Have you tried inviting them both to your place for a game of Uno? Then when they are there, say you'll go get the game, and show up ready wearing nothing but the Wild+2 card:

As long as they don't have this specific next card

you should have a good chance at achieving it.
Is this an Onlyfans promotion?
Oh you re not familiar with violet08 ,no its not OF promotion just strong hornyposting
As someone with a high sex drive, I absolutely appreciate Violet's hornyposting.
There's a Vietnamese place here called The Fucking, but every time I go in, they just offer me steak soup?
I hope it's Pho-king good.
Everytime with their fucking soup
It's good to have goals
Fo shizzle
And also fo vagizzle