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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Haha, it's usually worse than that. Especially if you do manual labor and don't have a union. Friend of mine was receiving 6% of the value of his labor after we calculated it.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

That's exactly it. Sure taxes take 40%, but capitalists take 100-1000% of your salary, and last I checked they don't build roads and schools.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish I made 6% of the value of my labor. My power plant has $1M+ days sometimes and there's only 30 of us running it. I make good money, but not $30k/day good. A couple months ago when we saw sustained deep freeze temperatures for like a week straight, we saw $5M+ days.

We also work crazy hours for those situations. Last week I pulled 72, and the next couple weeks will be 84 hours. But at least they ordered pizza for us.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When they make that much money, why don't they hire another 30 or 60 people so everyone can have a normal 32h work week? Are the employee benefits really that good that it's worth it? I hope they are much more than just pizza. Why would you let yourself be exploited by them, on such an insane level that you are willing to work almost triple work weeks? They are stealing your life while having the financial luxury to just hire more. Have you talked to your union? Work to live, don't live to work mate.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol there isn't a union here and my coworkers are too brainwashed to understand that a union would benefit them.

I would love for a Danish company to headhunt me and yank me over to Denmark. I don't think that's gonna happen though.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

In my country (the Netherlands) there is help for expats to settle. Getting a job, house, etc. There's even a tax cut for expats if you have a specialized job. Denmark might have something similar, I'm not sure. Their language is a pain to learn though (not like my language is fun lol). But like the Dutch the Danish are very good with English, especially in cities. Getting a job while only speaking English is not a problem. Denmark is a beautiful and amazing country, with amazing people. But we have bitterballen.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I worked union construction for 15 years and 90% of those guys are die hard MAGA

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

most people in trades are conservative, and mostly white people, with a side of hispanic groups. people wonder why more arnt going into the trades, likely they arnt hiring people outside of that political demographic.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've been a scientific monitor for construction projects and they will tolerate you, but you will mostly be excluded. I of course as bearded man from the South had an easier time than some of the younger women that were my coworkers. Of course they generally don't like the monitors much, but they have clear preferences.

Honestly the drama on a construction site is peak. These grown men are so petty and cliquey

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Female 15 year elevator mechanic here and I agree it’s like none of them matured past middle school. I have so many crazy, funny and sad stories. It’s like lord of the flies but dumber. I’m in school for an MA in industrial design so I can pivot out of the KKKlan in the field

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'm a straight married bearded husky white guy who has taken up carpentry as a hobby, and I have no interest in being part of that industry. I have a relative who is a trumper plumber and the culture fits him perfectly, lol.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s because when women and black people meet all the criteria and are begrudgingly allowed in that’s when the haze out circus begins. I’ve seen some horrible things and there’s no accountability. In my union in a dark blue state Union officers were putting nooses and writing kkk on a group of black men’s things to the point they had to file a police report. And the state didn’t do a damn thing. https://www.courthousenews.com/mitsubishi-accused-of-ignoring-years-of-workplace-racism/

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

But they NEED that 40% to buy more bombs to send to Israel or use themselves on the middle east.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In 2023-2024 I had a job where I quickly became aware that I was working much harder than they were paying me and I started to track every dollar against my efforts, becoming increasingly aware & bitter that 37% of my time there I was breaking my body as an unpaid volunteer because that's how much the govt was deducting from my paychecks. And the net pay I was left with was not enough to survive. So glad I escaped & found a slightly better situation.

[–] udc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What's this about eating what now?

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But why would you eat them if you want to fu... never mind

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real praying mantis behavior right here. Do you think... No. No, that's crazy.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The praying mantis has a triangular head. Illu minati's eye is inside a triangle. Coincidence? I think not.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'd give 100% of my paycheck to a child that eats pedophiles

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Yea, Im not going to object when the guillotines get rolled out for these Operation "Epstein Fury" masterminds.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Absolute slander. The pedophiles drink the children. They dont eat them. Apologize to the pedophiles right now!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

"How is this child sized?"

"It's roughly the equivalent of a small child that's been liquified."

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's literally a Wiki how image.

Christ fucking sake. People like you cannot be helped.