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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

emojis are starting to become punctuation huh

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

English was due for it tbh. Do I like that it's emojis – not particularly.

But it does fill that ambiguity gap, especially when it comes to written humour.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

emojis add ambiguity themselves. There are plenty of people who don’t understand sweat droplet emojis. There are definitely cultural gaps with 🙏. I think I read there are different ways to use 💀

And they look different everywhere

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

16 years ago I ended every line of chat with ^^

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

In some demographics it's already been that way for at least half a decade, I remember reading an article about it during COVID

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago

Linguists are gonna be eating good these next few decades.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We are going back to hieroglyphs! Also, didn't people die of fever in ancient Egypt due to trying to warm up?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

did you know that the printing press (with movable letters) was invented in china around 1000 AD?

the only reason why the modern age wasn't started in china (instead of in europe) is because the chinese alphabet was too complicated for the printing press (too many letters to search from). the latin alphabet is simpler and therefore didn't have that problem

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Surprised chimp sounds

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Humans aren’t allowed to use emojis anymore, they now belong to the AI overlords.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Humans 👤 aren’t ❌ allowed 🚨 to use 😪 emojis anymore, 😫😵 they 🏽 now 🕔 belong to the AI 🥰 overlords.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You managed to glitch how Voyager app displays your comment with the emojis, bravo

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I cropped only top and bottom did not crop the image on the sides this is how it actually displayssvrensh

[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago

always has been

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless 🥺 you eat a lemon  
          👉👈

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Unless 🥺 you eat out lemon

           👉👈

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This post meg me into a small but interesting rabbit hole of scurvy, scar tissue and collagen.... Really interesting and I didn't know scar tissue sucks so much compared to regular skin ...!

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Presenting ☝️ to the emergency room, where we are now.

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

Never thought I'd see a chubbyemu reference in the wild

[–] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

fuck I can hear this guys voice lmao. I hate his videos, they make me uncomfortable.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

That emoji is the emergency room emoji for me too

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Absolutely.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Yaaarrr lemons be packed with ascorbic acid ta help yer body create collagen keepin' the connective tissues strong yaaarrrrr

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Some kraut works wonders too. ☝️🤓

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I imagined it was read by Cave Johnson; it adds a certain something.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't know who Cave Johnson is so I had to imagine it being read by Dwayne Johnson which didn't really add anything.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He is the founder of Aperture Science in the Portal/Half Life series.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

get portal 2, you poor soul, no, you don't need to be a hardcore gamer
edit: btw he's voiced by jk simmons

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cave Johnson's voice just gives everything a certain pizazz

Especially anything to do with lemons

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Exactly why I heard it in his voice.

Eats ☝️ shoots ☝️ and leaves

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Even less than a lemon. Eat the scrub grass! Actually not sure if that sgit is toxic