I downloaded this and now my phone is bricked what the hell
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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My mission is to press the "cancel alarm" button. It's still working, even after years of completing the mission many times a week.
I can’t imagine a better way to get one star review bombed than this
I like the ones that don't shut off until I've found and reported a good-for-nothing spammer.
Try setting your phone across the room instead
Yup. I just get better at doing shit in my sleep, including scanning the QR code on my coffee maker.
That's right!!!!! That's why it's a problem from an app developer's perspective... I'm currently thinking about what kind of missions should be created to wake people up effectively. I plan to keep updating the mission alarm app I've created, so please give it a try :)
My alarm app has a setting where you have to solve math equations to make the alarm turn off or even use the snooze feature. You could even set it to increase in difficulty. I got pissed off at it and stopped using it after about a week.
Scanning the QR code in my bathroom has been 99% effective so far. 🤷
“Remember to poop”
Oh, as expected, making things move is effective. There are various missions in the alarm app I created (https://alarmble.app/), so please give it a try. I plan to keep updating the missions.
Oh you're here to advertise your app. Goody. I just said I'm happy with my setup.