this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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But they know that. And you do too.

Duplicitous christians are duplicitous. Yes. Obviously. Yes.

A big heyooo to the catholic soldiers out there, doin their thang for Jehovah. You losers are wonderfully corrupt and shortsighted. Makes being a Leftist real easy and alot of fun.

Happy May Day (Beltane) Comrades! It's another co-opted Pagan holiday!

All inspired by this bit of Cath-o-lic propaganda about law and pedorder. I masturbated in the shower for you folks, and came up with the title of this post.

I hope you like it. But youll probably Reich it instead. Yeah, again.

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[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Dude, you and I masturbate in the shower to completely different thoughts.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

How is this a shower thought?

Anyway this post is completely unhinged. People should not be targeted for their beliefs under any circumstances.

[–] solutions@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

My dude, it's entirely self-defense. Chill, chill.

I'm not going around assaulting and/or decommissioning and/or harassing people because of their beliefs. This post speaks to worrisome trends among the sick and evil. Chill, chill.

It's only appears unhinged to an outsider. These are reasonable thoughts and words. Reasonable.

Sure, the post is a bit of a flex, but that's even better. Strong strength.

This post is a shower thought because at the height of my orgasm while bathing, I had an epiphany. The result is this glorious artifact of human potential. Best.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Thank you for masturbating in the shower for me.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 13 points 5 hours ago

Fuck all cults/"religions" anyway