Why in the world would you need a screen on a toaster?
this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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I found it funny at first, but ..... it's not even fake! That DOES exist.
I'd laugh in the face of anyone trying to sell me one of these. I'd laugh so hard they quit their job on the spot.
Holy shit. I just assumed this was a well-photoshopped shitpost.
The antidote - https://www.dualit.com/products/4-slice-newgen - Dualit Classic: clockwork timer, physical switches, manual pop-up, repairable.
TWO HUNDRED QUIDS FOR A TOASTER
Good thing I don't eat toast. Or much bread in general. But when I do, I toast it in the oven.
Selling a premium "built to last" product (at a premium price), but only dare to offer a singular year of guarantee. Seems fishy to me.
Your future, or whoever buy this, normal people won't buy into this, this product is an IQ tax.
Face Bagel Inward
Don’t tell me how to face my bagel. I’ve been through a lot of bread based therapy already.
I feel your pain.
Does it tell you where the bread goes? I put bread in, and toast comes out. I just wanna know what happened to the bread.
I looked the product up: The "Revolution R180 smart toaster" costs 350€ and has these features:
Smart Toasting Performance
38+ toasting options across bread types, including gluten-free, warming rack, and Toastie Press™ modes (accessories sold separately).
Fresh, frozen, and reheat modes for proper toasting straight from the freezer or countertop.
7 precise browning levels for consistent results, from light to dark.
Smart toasting algorithms with temperature sensors that adjust in real time for even, repeatable toast.
Patented InstaGLO® 2.0 Heating System (reengineered) for ultra-fast heat that crisps the outside without drying the inside.
Intuitive Touchscreen Experience
7" full-color LCD touchscreen with clear, easy-to-navigate controls.
Dynamic icon home screen that surfaces your most-used settings automatically.
On-screen countdown timer and finishing chime so you know exactly when toast is ready.
Adjustable screen brightness and chime volume for a customized experience.
Connected & Smart Features (Wi-Fi Enabled)
Auto-sets time, date, and day of week when connected to Wi-Fi.
Live, local weather forecast displayed on screen.
Digital or analog clock in 12- or 24-hour format.
On-screen “time to clean” notification when the crumb tray needs attention.
Thoughtful Design & Everyday Convenience
2-slice stainless steel toaster with extra-wide slots for thick breads and bagels.
Auto-lower and lift for smooth, hands-free operation.
Easy-click removable crumb tray for simple cleanup.
Digital photo frame that cycles up to 24 photos when the toaster is idle.
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