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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago

hearing the experiences from the teacher sub, cant blame them, due to the manospheres reaching male students even in middle school has made things worst, plus indifferent parents and administrations that drove teachers to quit, oh yea and covid of course amplified the situation. first because you cant have inclass teaching most couldnt keep thier jobs

[–] ponypuncher@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

I actually read this story. She thought it was water so she didn't drink at school intentionally. If she were a drunk I highly doubt she would have vomited after one chug. Even if gin does taste like pine shit.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Did the class/one student replace the drink?

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah Im calling bullshit on that. There is no way you take a slug of gin and not immediately know you just drank alcohol.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago

Eh, I’ve hit a few that were weak enough I wasn’t sure what they were. A bottle filled with someone’s chew spit- instant realization. A wounded soldier that was actually piss? Not until it hit the back of my throat and the cigarette butt at the bottom hit my lips.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, but I don't know if you've ever tried straight gin. Even the good stuff is horrible on its own. Definitely could vomit after unexpectedly taking a large gulp.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

You've never once grabbed the movie theater water bottle instead of the actual water bottle?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 9 points 3 hours ago

I’ve accidentally drank alcohol thinking it was water many times. I don’t think she was drunk from it, and probably spit it out immediately. I could very much see her puking immediately after though because that shit is shocking and triggers a gag reflex immediately.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The world would be a better place if everyone chugged gin more

[–] ponypuncher@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Alcohol has never made anyone less annoying.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 hours ago

Well, my abusive dad died of alcohol poisoning so technically not true.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

In my experience alcohol makes everyone less annoying, as long as you're the one drinking the alcohol.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

This is true. Even when I'm driving, I find myself being a lot more level-headed about things that would give my road rage if I have a few shots beforehand