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Omg I'm a double terrorist! I'm trans AND antifa!

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 122 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Wolf Cola has become the official drink of Atlanta."

"Atlanta, Frank? Or the official drink of Antifa?"

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 53 points 1 week ago

The nation's most wanted terrorists

SpoilerAlways Sunny episode "The Gang Goes Jihad"

[–] virku@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Characters in the show Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am against fascism, so that makes me a terrorist?!

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 108 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Under a fascist regime, yes.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

what what if I am an anti-antifascist

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

You can join ice

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought he'd already done that?

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago

Now with extra (il)legal flair

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's notable because of the picture. That's from its always sunny in Philadelphia.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Just like with the BLM protests, they’ll have somebody start some organization, take sham donations, and point to that as corruption and reason not to support any idea.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It doesn't matter. They will arrest you, claim your ANTIFA, and disappear your ass before you get any legal representation. It's an excuse to round up their enemies

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope talking about this doesn't take up too much time at tonight's Antifa meeting. We're having a potluck after, and Roxanne always brings her amazing Mac 'n' Cheese!

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Terror cheese!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The US Army, Navy, and Air force are the original Antifa from 80 years ago. If they would just start to fight fascism again...

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They werent antifa back then, they were just anti-Germany-ruling-the-world

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[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ask the indigenous people of America whether they feel the military liberated them, now or 80 years ago or 200.

America knocked down the fascists because they fucked with us, we were quite content to let them conquer Europe and Asia before that. You're promoting American exceptionalism mythology. The American government / military isn't the good guys and literally never has been.

Also it was the Russians who actually defeated the Nazis.

I mean, i have two grandfathers who weren't in the grampolycule. they were both in the air force. one is blood and one isn't but a family like mine that doesn't make a difference. one is a piece of shit and one isn't. they both fought nazis and both made sure to teach us to fight fascism wherever we saw it. One of them, that's the only good thing he did for us.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

/s: a pronoun fascist, what they were always warning us about case closed.

[–] 187OnAnUndercoverCop@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol, pronoun fascist. Your right!

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Who's right?

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We hate the Judean People's Front!

[–] Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

No the The People's Front of Judea!

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My God, they've got a hammer. Somebody needs to stop them; they might start building houses for the homeless.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Hammers are also useful for evicting the rich from their mansions in order to convert those to communal housing.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody, everybody get a weapon!

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun?

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone from the country north of the US, I'd assume this wasn't a joke if it weren't for the .au TLD in your fedi instance

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This should help.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 15 points 1 week ago

Waiting for a statement from John Antifa in defense of the Antifa organization.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought he already did that by calling Democrats 'domestic terrorists'.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They called themselves domestic terrorists as well. Basically whiny adult toddlers that wither under any questioning or scrutiny.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

He did, this is purely a shitpost

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm antipedo, so we're good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

Ted Cruz: … sigh

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is it so noisy? Why does that look like it's always sunny?

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it is, this is a shitpost

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Where am I what year is this where are my glasses

[–] Juliebones@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I am dead hahahaha!!!!!!!

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 week ago

sounds like something Trump would do ngl.

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