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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Obsessing over women's armpit stubble is just an armpit fetish with extra steps. And less self-awareness.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Now, normally I wouldn't say this, but since it's a u/violet08_ post, I think I have license to be horny: I would bathe every square mm of those pits with my tongue.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

That's some barely legal weird. But make no mistake that, legal or not, it's pretty fucking weird.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

You sick son of a bitch. So, she has like two, you mind doubling up?

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 34 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

LGBT disco is a hellova place

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[–] hendu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 130 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Hopefully someone shows up with full pit bush next time and really blows their minds.

[–] AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 67 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I hope some female celebrity does just that to make a point.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 days ago

My money is on Chappel Roan

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 106 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Where the hair?! That's shaven, but not to extreme levels of wax that shit into oblivion this morning. Hollywood and porn industry basically since 90s has just brainwashed society into believing body hair is disgusting and weird. For some reason. It's also especially funny when you descend into "Hairy" section of the porn and it's just normal women with normal levels of body hair. Like, not even full yeti, just some armpit hair and a bit of a bush downstairs. That's not "hairy", that's just "normal" woman.

Firstly be what makes YOU comfortable, then look for what others might care. I've tried shaving fully to silky smooth levels and it's really not comfortable in a lot of places of body.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 3 days ago (4 children)

just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we've probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it's not a modern thing it's just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 days ago

When I want to treat myself, I shave, exfoliate and moisturise my legs, and change my bedsheets. It's divine.

I used to shave my legs because of the nebulous patriarchal pressure that many girls and women experience. But now I do it for good reasons and it's much more liberating

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[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Kim Jong Un says he doesn’t poop, could this mean he’s been a woman all along??

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 77 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)
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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 65 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?

Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.

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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 59 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Being human is fucking exhausting.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I yearn to return to the formless void.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She's lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

According to Apollo astronauts, moon dust smells like spent gunpowder.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just wipe with alcohol, no reason to go full exotic like that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yes plenty of reason. it's a lot of hair.

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 90 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Her underarm hair was visible?!

Never mind Jeffery's paedophile cabal, how will higher society ever get over such controversy as a woman's armpit hair being visible??

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Her underarm hair was visible?!

Only if zoom in to basically be 10cm from her armpit. So for all normal, sane purposes, no it wasn't.

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[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 40 points 3 days ago

Body shaming people more beautiful than they'll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Is it because there's a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that's been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn't want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (12 children)

No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Conservative media looking for ladies airpit hair must require a hell of a magnifying glass.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Do these people really have nothing better to do?

[–] LightYagami@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

POV : When humans find out humans are human

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying we're going to see Sabrina Carpenter pooping in the next Met Gala?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If she takes a massive shit in the red carpet, I will cheer. But I would feel a little conflicted.

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[–] LetchLemon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Am I alone in thinking its weird to not have armpit hair?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Personally I shave mine because my pits start smelling quickly when the hair gets to like 5 CM or so. Despite using a decent antiperspirant.

I don't keep it super short though and give zero ducks what other people do with theirs.

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It’s weird how Carpenter was essentially a nobody until she shifted into her current style. Shows how important your style/branding is. Also, Would.

[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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She's clearly one of them transgenders

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 18 points 3 days ago

Girls: "But I poop from there!"

Fake men: "Ew gross"

Real men: "Not right now you don't!"

(Sort of) SFW Source

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 27 points 4 days ago

We need more female celebrities with body hair.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

This is just shaved rather than waxed. That's it.

[–] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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