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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[–] ytsedude@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

A cat and a bike

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

2 gray kitties

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Bass and bong

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

don't forget your towel

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A dab rig and a camera

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I feel seen.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

My cat and my cell phone

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

[–] Geodad@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Please not a glass jar

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

Coffee mug and a dog.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Travel mug full of herbal tea and a rubiks cube.

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

bicycle and pool noodle

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