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[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I once asked a friend to what common technical fault (motor, bearings etc.) bmw cars usually start breaking. "Usually, BMWs are rolled around lightposts in the winter, so they never really break." Was his answer. I'm still gobsmacked of his honesty. xD

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Bro you're loaded, isn't that a monthly subscription like heated seats?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Green means good. Do you stop at green lights or red lights?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's the swipe left signal, obviously...

https://lemmy.world/post/46629079

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Is that the blinker fluid warning light?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When using the turn signal handle, "Down is left, Up is right."

This picture is obviously indicating the car is down.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do people really have to remember like that? The handle moves the same directions as the wheel does.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah lots of folks don't realize when their car is up or down.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

There are also regional variations of many other vehicles that have this same useless indicator.

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

green means go

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when NYC votes Mamdani.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Your no-blinker fluid is low. Though botox requires a prescription so it's not super easy to fix.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The only way to fix it is to lift the radiator cap and drive a new one under it.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

dear lord have we really lost that much already?

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip -5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yes, every driver on the road who isn't me is an idiot with questionable choices who doesn't know how to drive, so the meme goes

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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