this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 33 minutes ago

Send me videos of you doing that, but naked

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

is this really a shit post though? it is like a good post that really don't encite anger and it totaly makes sense. I am so confused. was ist das?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

We will have food for like 5mins.. but it will be pretty tasty.

[–] ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Now this is my type 💯

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 18 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

So - we approve of dating profile pictures holding up fish?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

“Put the money in the bag, sucker.”

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I was gonna make a similar joke but your pic is better

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Sure, who cares.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

People who think the end of civilization as we know it isn't around the corner

me: nothx

People who know the end is near but have no idea what to do and are panicking

me: nothx

People who are preparing for the end of civilization as we know it with and

me: nothx

Someone who has fully embraced we're living in Kali Yuga and just wings what being a good person is one step at a time

me: Marry me.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

For anyone wondering, Kali Yuga began 5,127 years ago and has 426,873 years left as of 2026. And yes, it's the worst cycle. I think we can all agree on that.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Cycle of whaaaat?

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Now you're just flirting.