this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
252 points (99.6% liked)

Memes

55801 readers
1331 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 7 years ago
MODERATORS
 

I'm lionmaxxing the way I honk mimimi

all 10 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

No, that's definitely alpha behaviour. Your scheduler is poorly optimised because it's the first build that managed to compile.

[–] GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago

I would limit myself to two rules:

  • sleep 8 hours a day
  • find whatever rhythm makes you productive or happy

YouTubers do not know what works best for you. Neither do squirrels, bears and lions.

[–] die444die@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Alright i hear what you are saying, but I’m 46 and i wasted far too many years sleeping late and literally just figured out The BEST part of the day is the morning before work has stressed me out. Going to sleep early and getting up with a few hours of peace makes my days so much better.

This may be regional, because i also have the best temperatures for going outside just as the sun is coming up. Later in the day us too hot.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

I'm kittenmaxxing the way I eep all the time and purr loudly, im not an "alpha male" im a soft catgirl ^w^

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

With the lions the females even provide ;)

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 3 points 1 day ago

I go to bed by about 10, wake up about 8. Does that make me alpha?

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I usually go to bed at 4:00am Or at least I'm awake until about then

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too tbh. My body naturally feels tired between the hours of 2-4am generally

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

without going too deep into it. whenever I go to bed I think of all the abuse I've suffered through...that's probably why I can't sleep most nights