Your mouth is directly connected to your anus the same way New York is directly connected to Miami.
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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My mouth is not connected to my anus by I-95
As a resident of both New York City and Orlando, and a frequent traveler of i-95, just… No
In name only… and, uh, not even that.
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Fun fact: ~~Mammals(iirc)~~ creatures pretty much start growing at either end; some start at the mouth, others at the ass.
So every human ever started life as nothing more than an asshole, and some never grew out of it.___
All mammals are deuterostomes, they all have the trait of the anus developing before the mouth.
All vertibrates in fact, among others.
The other side of things are the protostomes. They all develop a mouth before the anus at some point in development.
These include insects, bugs, snails, etc.
Thanks! I wasn't sure and was gonna put "creatures" originally.
Great - now I can’t think of the womb as anything other than a 3D printer…
Today, on How It's Made: Anuses
Have you ever wondered where anuses come from? It all starts with a hole.
Wait until you find out how many other sphincters are in your body.
So we're all just a bunch of assholes?
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes.
So I get this is just a funny thought, but my inner pedant is itching to say this....Sphincter is not your anus, it is a type of muscle. We have several. So, like, no, because the mouth doesn't behave the way sphincters do. ok thanks for that, carry on with the assmouth jokes lol
Your anus is your butt mouth.
Nature is beautiful.
Ace Ventura's ass would like a word with you.
Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.
Dudes I'm eating
With your face anus?
It’s debatable which end of him spews more shit.
We're all just tubes tubin' around.
Totally tubular, dude!
you need to watch human cenepede.
When all is said and done that is still technically just a face anus connected to a butt mouth, only longer
I think you need to look up what the word "directly" means.
If you go full topology, it's actually a single hole.
Directly through the hole.
Hole to hole.
It's the same hole.
Which is why i kiss and eat ass.
Hey, OP. Stop talking so much shit!
Fanus
Fam, you would have RULED 8th grade recess.
I still rule 8th grade recess
Fanus
Hey, an actual shower thought
Thanks doc! Cs get degrees!
C for effort
We are essentially a coiled tube, surrounded by a system maintenance apparatus.
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The mouth is the anti anus
Unless you're a politician.
Kindly disconnect your internet :[
I enjoy touching my sphincter to other people's sphincters. Sometimes in the heat of the moment, I also like touching my sphincter to their sphincter.
the sun is a star
I think my eyeballs technically have sphincters in them too.
It's a really good chat-up line to comment on someones beautiful eye-anuses.
Would it be considered anal when someone does you a blowjob?
it's a sphincter job.
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