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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Where my shroom coomers at

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".

If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.

[–] roux2scour@jlai.lu 23 points 1 day ago

Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to go to church at this cult and people are weird. There was this kid there (he's okay now but like, we all grow up a little twisted) who was always making jokes about putting peanut butter on his nethers and having his dog lick it off. One day someone must have reported the jokes and that was the last time (thank gods) we heard them, despite months of telling him that was fucked up.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Some people think animals can consent, it's just "non-verbal". Best you can get is sometimes you'll have to restrain (or drug) an animal in heat less. In reality, that's like if pedophilia was okay if the child was teen and extremely horny, in reality teens are more often targeted than pre-pubescent kids, and they also groomed with sexual and/or romantic favors.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

ostriches have entered the chat

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Uh, how many hues do you need in your rainbow because I found just the right gal for you except her rainbow is all red and made of blood. She's farting blood.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 points 1 day ago

Give a new meaning to the song "Riders on the storm"

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's right, dead tired of not going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

But only if the person has consented to it during their life. Some people are now arranging things, so that necrophiles can have one happy moment in their life at least "the proper way", some allegedly going even further and letting their bodies to be preserved for sex purposes. While it makes me go "eww", at least it's not something like parents letting pedophiles to rape their kids, not the animal stuff, etc..

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Depends on. If it's someone who actually wants to do it, then it's not a bribe. However if someone doesn't want to be a sex worker gets money (or workplace promotion, toys, candies) offered for sex does constitute as bribing.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Bribes are given as a form of coercion, if it's legit sex work than no bribe is given and both parties are consenting. Just giving someone money or good in trade for a service isn't a bribe.

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is considering sex work generally non-consensual a SWERF thing? I’d guess most people who think that don’t at all want to exclude sex workers…it’s not a criticism of sex workers. I also don’t think it precludes that some people might not have a coercive experience with sex work. Im sure there are plenty of people selling feet pics on instagram and feeling great about it, and maybe that's fine...but I don't think that's the norm!

Maybe I’m wrong though; I don’t intend to be a swerf, but I do think sex work is generally non-consensual. Most paid work is probably non-consensual on some level but I think sex kind of has a special place in non-consensual activity.

Sex work is obviously something many people feel forced into. 73% of sex workers have at least one disability; maybe they feel they have other options, but it looks like that's not most people's experience: https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/nearly-3-in-4-sex-workers-live-with-a-disability-rare-bc-report-finds/

[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

SWERFs love specific instances, so probably.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Must've been the wind

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ask Trump or anyone that went to Epstein's island and they'll say they never heard no and even if they heard no they didn't understand it and still did whatever they wanted.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Even an enthusiastic yes from a child is still disgusting and criminal

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

OK ill ask them and report back

Can you ask them where I can get some Tang?

Can I join? I want to axe them some questions too.

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

So what does it mean when he says, "That's an extra $150"? Is that a yes?

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd have to disagree with this. My wife has definitely banged me when I was asleep and or drunk. She didn't ask, but it was yes from me if she did.

I don't think you should use a generic chart as a guide, it isn't always that simple, because people aren't that simple. It's also not very helpful, people who have morals already know this. The other people know this, they just don't give a shit, it isn't they don't understand. There's a big difference.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gonna disagree with the dead one. Being dead isn't consent.

Did no one else notice that snuck in?

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[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
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