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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay but like

Why is he Eddy?

[–] BforBigfoot@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The way he treated Ed and DoubleD, barely

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I DID click all the pictures of the bicycles you goofy fucking machine!

[–] TheSovietOnion@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HOW TF would I know that the pic with 1/64th of the bike's handle counted as "the bike" too?!?!

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

A human would know easily

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen, Eddy is a scammer, a freak, a piece of shit, an abuser of friends, and the embodiment of capitalism.

But he would never actually believe 'ai' is human. He might try to sell it for a quarter, but he wouldn't believe. He'd say as much. And he'd move on at the end of 13 minutes.

Kevin is the one who would believe unironically. Dork.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to say that Jonny 2x4 is more likely to accept AI as being real, given his relationship with Plank, except Plank has actual institutional authority because... she's The Board

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i think he would be insulted at the machines trying to imitate plank

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Plank would be insulted, Jonny would just listen to Plank.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Ed would totally sign everyone up to one of those labour hire sites where people do manual tasks for AIs and get them to answer all the CAPTCHAS for the machines

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

how the drop tables