Headphones are built into your phone?

And it was Or still is pretty cool. Dedicated purposeful gadgets that dont distract you.

I still would rather at least have a dedicated camera because A) They're offline devices so you don't have to worry about a hostile megacorp spying on your snaps, and B) they tend to either have better glass, including true optical zooms, bigger sensors, or both, or even swappable lenses in the case of things like SLRs or mirrorless ILCs.

Also, separate music players benefit from being offline too and some of them still have nice analog sections even by modern standards, such as the iPod Video and iPod Classic, plus both those DAPs can be flash-retrofitted and can have Rockbox installed on them.

Ear plugs are now included in phones as well? Please don't promote people to play their horrible music on speaker. Also, you forgot to include a laptop and modem. We have internet now. And we can watch television in the form of YouTube and streaming services, so maybe also include a TV.

My 2012 DLSR still takes better photos than the phone does. Admittedly, I don’t use it as often given its cumbersome nature.

I don't even know what to think on the bottom left is, and I am the target audience of this post.

Good times

And the pocket bags were large enough to fit all of that inside, sometimes with spare space for a charger or two. Ah the times

Eh, even in that day, it was stupid to carry a watch in addition to your phone. Even those primitive phones could tell the time just fine.