Do they offer free limes in the office?
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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One day when the toungin' is done, we'll take our leave and go.
How do you even make the bass stay upright? Do you have to freeze it with its mouth open?
Easy mistake to make, but it's not a sea bass, it's; a C Bass (only has one string, tuned to C)
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Literally the only thing that would prevent me from saying yes is the lack of air conditioning.
I can not tolerate the heat, at all
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Objectively better than my current job
🎶 What will you do with a drunken sailor, what will you do with a drunken sailor? 🎶
🎵early in the morning 🎵
Benefits: free body hair grooming (don't mind that the razor is rusty)
That's fine so long as the barber is busty
Room and board? Sign me up
I can’t play any of those instruments but I know how to make hard tack edible and can reef a sail.
I’ve also got a copy of Lobscouse and Spotted Dog for making authentic sailor meals
sounds like a great job, hows vacation looking?
Who needs vacation when your job is sailing the Caribbean?
a pirate ship is a lot of work. just cause you are in tropical waters doesnt mean its relaxing. on the contrary, due to the climate its probably hot af when working
does a cajon count?
Do you have a need for programmers?
oh hell yeah, I play upright bass
Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success.
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I'd cut off my leg to attach a peg for the opportunity to be a pirate over my current job
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now..
I could play a cajon, would that work?
I'm learning the ukelele, does that count?
I mean I currently work part time at a scuba shop, so I guess I’m at least partially qualified.
What if the treasure still belongs to someone?
That's what those hatches on the lower deck are for
🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Pillaging and killing people without much repercussions is maybe a good point.