Lost count but I'm confident it's somewhere between zero and 23423431.
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Between 20 & 30. I think around 25. Definitely not more than 30.
I’m ugly so I can’t complain.
More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
0 
Does foot stuff count??
I'd guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.
Also: don't bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don't have room.
This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg
BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up
It still pisses me off that so many Lasagna Cat videos were taken down.
Nearing a thousand probably, I spent a few years as a sex worker at a busy brothel.
Disregarding sex work, idk like 60 or so, maybe more. Casual sex with friends was pretty normal with the various groups of people I used to hangout with.
1 Life fucks you without consent
counting your mom?
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Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
About 20.
More if you include oral, manual, and the like.
Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.
Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom
This reminds me of that scene from the OG Clerks lol
2 so far, hopefully 3 soon should todays date go well!
none, and i have no particular desire to have one.
About 6-7
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why do you ask?
Just the number of upvotes I have.
9? I feel like there's one or two I'm not thinking of.
Edit: There were. So 11.
I've never actually tried to count before, I've always felt like i'd been with fewer partners than most others. I guess not.
I've never really gone looking for one time things though, so even though I started at 13, it took twenty years to get to 11 people.
Edit again: 13. Can't remember shit anymore.
Who's counting? Hundreds.
By some miracle, more than zero.
Zero. I'm over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.
(Those things are only marginally related)
I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.
Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.
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Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
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Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
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Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
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Used to have "Eat what ever you want, never gain weight" package, but the subscription ran out (not offered anymore).
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Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
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Doesn't like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
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Addicted to sugar
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No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
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ADHD bundled with Depression included
Genuenly, from the bottom of my heart, something, take me the fuck out. I'll take pancreatic cancer at this point as long as it's certain death.
We should start a club for those who feel like they have lived too long
The Suicide Squad.
Ngl I sometimes really wish I was wasn't such a misanthrope and more predisposed to cultish behaviour.
Some Jim Jones motherfucker taking the reigns with fruity drinks and the company of all my new cult freinds, would be so, so nice.
I barely even enjoy talking to people online anymore though, so like fuck am I going to be putting myself out there irl and networking to find the right cult.
Low 3 digits, lost count years ago.
Glad I'm not the only one. I stopped counting at 50, and that was over 15 years ago, I'd be surprised if that number hasn't tripled at this point.
About 6 iirc. It's been a long time since I started that count, and that wasn't too early in my life.
I think you get to increase that number a lot either in your 20ies or above your 50ies, depending on how your middle age goes and your teen age went.... If you got divorced or widowed and or if your character.
Currently on track not to increase that number in my life.
I lost count. I'm on Grindr at least once a week and almost never hook up with the same people twice.
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One and still with them :D though i'm far from puritan and really into sexual freedom, in some way i'm weirdly proud of or attached to that.
Just two.
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Never could figure out what the difference is supposed to be between different holes. So every hole was a goal, took the first one, got her pregnant after a while and married her.
It really depends on how you define a sexual partner. Between 6 and many dozens?
If I only count the people who treated me with respect, cared for my safety and stopped when caused pain, I'd say.. one.
Truly lost count. Not that many. A handful in my twenties but I’m not positive of the exact number. They were either not that memorable one time things, or 2-3 year relationships.
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