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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The provincial government where I live is doing their best to do exactly that. Fuck conservatives.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

What a modest proposal

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Efficiency and progress Is ours once a-more

[–] Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

They would have to wipe out the vast majority of people on the planet. Like the VAST majority. They'd be killing themselves too because they would be killing off basically the entire work force that holds society together. What little of humanity that remains would just be doomed to die a slower death, as nobody would be around to produce food, mine resources, manufacture goods, keep supply lines moving, maintain public infrastructure.

They'd just be signing themselves up to slowly starve to death once the food runs out and nobody is around to make more of it. Not to mention it's not like the vast majority of people are just going to sit around and be genocided by these monsters. The war effort alone would be enormous, and whoever is left would be traumatized.

Definitely a solid shit post.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dead Kennedys wrote a song about it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because that would be genocide

And require the wholesale slaughter of your fucking workforce. We're talking that as far as I'm concerned, 70% of us are in poverty compared to what's available.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

England had a war on murders and killed them all.

That is thought to have massively reduced the number of murders for subsequent generations.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this bit from Mitchell and Webb https://youtu.be/s_4J4uor3JE

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I wonder if anyone has asked ChatGPT. I'm kind of afraid to

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Charge your phone

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Works in Victoria 3 why not in real life?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think that's my senator!

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