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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 2 hours ago

We need a new Poe's Law: Satire or AI?

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Canada unscathed except for the great lakes.

This is what V2 was for.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Yup! Looks good to me! 👍

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Indian Ocean seems bigger than I remember.

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I know it’s a shitpost, but the resolution isn’t high enough to fully appreciate how shit the post is.

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 5 points 4 hours ago

It took me ages to realise that Australia is where it's always been, and everything else has been moved around.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago

"South America" looks like a T-Rex skull without the jaw.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is this how fantasy worlds come to be?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 hours ago

I started with a map with 10 meters of sea level rise and fiddled with it a bit, but I like the way you think.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's all...


It's all Brazil...

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 7 points 6 hours ago

Sempre foi 🔫

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 41 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Finally, a real world map, including New Zealand, Old Zealand, Australia, and Antistralia!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Antistralia fauna bites heal you

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Thanks for the info, we're gonna have to import some of that fauna to Prostralia, hopefully that'll help with their prostate issues..

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The more I look at it, the more uncomfortable it makes me.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Probably the most concerning thing is that they flipped Africa. That comes with a lot negative implications for it's 1.5B human residents, even if they got adequate forewarning and the process was slow and gentle.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I've got some bad news to you. They rotate it every single day!

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Which axis do you think they rotated it on?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 4 hours ago

I dont see anything wrong with any of this.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is expedition 33's deep lore.. where the fuck is france?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 hours ago

Where's what now?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 17 points 7 hours ago

Makes my brain hurt. Thanks, I hate it.

[–] cattywampus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Mercator was high that day.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

A lot of countries got a raw deal here, but hats off to China. Florida is your problem now.

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This is what having dementia feels like.
Imagine every world map looking like this, and people not understanding why you're confused about it.
"What do you mean? It's always been like this!"

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

#CartographyAnarchy

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Is there a high-res source? I want a T-shirt of this.

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

France is missing! 🥳

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

Looks like a whirled map to me!

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I felt a new feeling today

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This is the world I wana live in

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

At a glance, I don't imagine most countries would benefit from this, but I am genuinely curious what your counterpoint is.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 hours ago

It's not the current world, so it's worth a roll of the dice

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

What have you done?

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

The subtlety in flipping New Zealand and Japan🤭

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 hours ago

Can Georgia never break free of our Floridian burden!?

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Honestly if Italy was were Florida is, I'd be ok with that.

Also i now want to see a greenland kangaroo...

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

It does happen already..! 1000119013