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I've got some news for you...
wrong, bidetful and bidetless
1 high efficiency tp square, technical no bidet assisted speedrun
Cat owners and normal people
Tbf, the cat will wreak havoc with either roll.
People always say that. Like it was in every cat's nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it's the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
The behavior in question is a viral meme just like the post. Some kitties/kiddies learn to entertain themselves unspooling the roll, some never do. In a household with the potential for some bored gremlin learning this behavior it can be safer to just not present the opportunity, even if the behavior hasn't been seen before.
My husband and I had a cat for nearly a decade and she never so much as looked at the TP roll. Our current gremlin has sprinted at top speed into the bathroom because he heard me open the cabinet where we started hiding the TP when he wouldn’t leave it alone. He actually tried to grab it out of my hands, and I had to play tug of war with him! I’ve never encountered any other cat as hellbent on destroying TP, but he lives for it. Shreds it like he’s plucking a bird.
Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.
It entirely depends on the cat. Some cats will, others couldn't care less.
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George Carlin.
There are only two kinds of people in the world.
Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
Nah, see, that's baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who have a bidet.
- And the bidet-less.
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it's all clean with
My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don't need to check.
So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again
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And in the first group there's a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.
The ‘I can’t be bothered’…
Unfortunately this group is surprisingly large.
Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.
Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.
Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.
The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol
I mean...the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.
That’s bad for your ears 😭 don’t do that aaaaa
Ppl living with cats,
and ppl living without cats.
We've never had this problem, somehow... I'm sure it can be a problem but I don't know how we avoided it
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Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.
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People that use levels and people that just drill holes
Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.
Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.
This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine
People who clean their toilet paper holder, and this guy?
Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it'll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it'll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.
Yeah, right and ~~wrong~~ left
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?
Butt towels, or wet wipes. Or some TP. Nothing if you’re a savage.
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Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah
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