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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 31 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Same goes for this comic image:

Why not pick up the boy, who is not suppose to be on the tracks, instead of destroying a perfectly good train?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Would have accelerated the boy too fast

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What about the acceleration of the passengers in the train?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 5 points 47 minutes ago

I addressed that by making them all Nazis

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Acceleration doesn't seem to matter 90% of the time in superhero universes. Also, if there was enough time to slow the train down there was enough time to get the kid off the tracks safely.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You're probably right so lets fill that train with Nazis and now your writing problem is solved.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago

So you're saying Superman put, or lured, the boy there in the first place, to give him plausible deniability for intentionally make nazi puree? I'm not sure he'd have waited for an excuse...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, somebody should make a movie about how people would hate someone like this.

And then turn it into a romantic comedy by half of its duration, for not good reason...

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

"We're sorry, but acts of otherworldly beings is not covered in your policy..."

[–] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

One of my most hated scenes of any movie is in Spiderman 2 (Tobey Maguire one) where Doc Ock yeets a car at Peter Parker to find out where Spider-Man is.

Had Peter not been spiderman, he would have just been squished and dead and Doc Ock would have felt like quite the fool.

[–] Uruanna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I don't think he was trying to find which one was Spidey, just trying to cause chaos so that Spidey would show up, wherever he is?

[–] xylol@leminal.space 16 points 3 hours ago

There's probably like 40 other squished people nearby as he was doing his trial and error that didn't make it in the film before he got to tobey

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 hours ago

The villainous behavior of Superman has been well documented