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do you think I went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?
If it was my place then the answer would at least partially be yes.
Lol that emoji embedded perfectly.
I’m getting to the point my tastes are… inverting. Younger men looking better and better these days since older men for me is now actually old men lol
I’m getting to the point my tastes are… inverting.
I actually thought about this. I don't think when I'm 50 I'll be into older men anymore, since what I consider “older men” now would either be around my age or just old-old men, lmao.
No matter how old you get, 20 year olds stay the same age.
As someone who has aged, I gotta disagree.
In high school, 20 year olds were ancient and wise.
In college, 20 year olds became peers and competitors
Once I started working, 20 year olds were the newbies
Now 20 year olds are indistinguishable from babies. Just having a conversation that ends with "After this we're going to the bar, you want to come?" and getting told "Uh... I'm not quite old enough to drink" blows my mind every time I hear it.
If it was just about a cute body, people would just get Realdolls with warming coils. Some people are satisfied by that, sure, but not many.
What most of us like is a body animated by a vivacious and interesting intelligence of some kind.
And here's the fun part: the more interesting the spooky animating ghost intelligence, the less cute the body needs to be.
My partner's butt is, shape wise, probably pretty similar to many others. But when I squeeze it in a certain way, and it moves lithely in my hands like a big old disco cat.... It's genuinely the best butt in my universe.
But when I squeeze it in a certain way, and it moves lithely in my hands like a big old disco cat…
sentences i never even imagined
Well hello there. 😄
If you think any kind of sex doll is in the same universe as even the dumbest most uninteresting person, you do not fuck.
wasn't that his exact point lol
Even if it's strictly sex, sex with a real human being is leagues different than sex with 40 lbs of heated silicone
"He's using you for your body."
And I'm using him for his.
god forbid people gasp enjoy sex
everytime you have sex and enjoy it, jesus cries (/s)
god made you, body and soul, but he made you mostly to suffer against your own nature, because god is a masochist or sth (/s)
no but seriously. i can't think of a more detrimental effect on our people than the mindset of the church of england.
Perhaps inverting all elements of this...
So, I finally made a fetlife account. I'm roughly 35, M.
Looking through people in my area.
See a fairly wide range of people, but notice that... a fair number of accounts are seemingly obviously lying about their age. In either direction, sometimes.
Follow a few accounts.
Surprisingly, one follows me back within like an hour or two ... long story short, this woman has a fantastic body, but claims she's 55. Isn't showing her face on her profile, totally makes sense as a privacy measure, also leads me to think its more likely she's listing a fake age, as another privacy measure.
I say hello type words, including basically 'theres no way you're 55 right? you look to be 15 years younger.'
Fucking nope, nope I am wrong, she actually is 55, and is just in incredible shape.
So I guess now I am entirely unintentionally into MILFs. Still think she looks great!
Why would a 40 year old lie about being 55? What a strange accusation hahah
I’d believe people are lying about being older if they’re really young on dating apps.
I mistyped, I meant to write 25 years younger.
But why would somebody lie from roughly 30 to present as 55?
Well really, the pattern that I thought I'd noticed was that people would just bullshit their age by a round number, 5, 10, 20, etc years, in any direction.
An obfuscation/privacy tactic more so than like, a catfishing tactic.
The other thing at play here is that ... I was genuinely baffled, in disbelief.
I literally have never seen a 55 yo woman in as good of shape as she is, she's in better shape than most women I've known who actually are in the age bracket I thought she was in.
I mean if I'm still awake at 3am I'm gonna be down for either.
Wh... Yes? What do other people do at 3am?
Yeah, I get all that. But, did you ever install a Linux ISO at 3am with a friend (or more)?! That's better than sex!
Especially after chasing down that display driver issue in the wee hours of the morning. Light that cigarette
Why not both?
seriously if i can't discuss geopolitical economics with a lover, why am i loving them?
wb violet we missed you