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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 hour ago

The trick is to have a really good imagination so imaginary-you can perform all stupid without consequences. The process of training your imagination to do this is called “education”.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

"I've fucked up and fixed more things than you've even started"

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Experience by any other name.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 57 minutes ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

i mean two things can be true

they aren't in this case [i ain't smart] but they could be

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 50 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience comes from poor judgement.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 18 points 3 hours ago

Sadly, many people don't learn anything from their experience.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 25 points 4 hours ago

An addage I live by: An expert is someone who has already made every mistake in an area.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is why kids should listen to old people. Sometimes they know a thing or two. I'm not saying they're always right, of course not, but if what they say makes sense, and you hadn't thought about it that way before, then maybe they have a point.

I say this while remembering that I didn't listen to old people and have no expectation that kids will listen to me. But, also while remembering that my dad was, indeed, right about a few things.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I'm 42. Back when I was a kid, I noticed certain trends. Old people would tell me "Don't take up smoking....." I'd notice they seemingly HATED smoking. Hated paying for cigarettes. Their lungs were seemingly nonfunctional with how hard they coughed at a moments notice for no reason. I saw no benefits, and everyone smoked when I was a kid. They all hated it, and they all said not to start.

I figured there must be some wisdom to those words, and now as an adult, I've never been addicted to smoking. I'm better off for it.

When I was a kid, all my dads friends told me not to start drinking. When I looked at their lives, I saw a bunch of sad pathetic losers, whose wives seemed to despise them. Their kids didn't respect them. They seemingly had no control over their own lives with how much they drank. One of them was so drunk that he pissed his pants, sitting on his couch, and he didn't even know he was doing it. Many of them said "Don't start drinking." And looking at these losers I figured there must be something to it, if being an alcoholic leads you to this.

And throughout all my life, extremely elderly people will have a random various health issue. And while suffering through whatever that health issue is, I'll be told by an elderly person "Don't get old."

I'm unclear what to do with this information. Are they suggesting suicide? Am I reading the situation correctly, or is there a fountain of youth I'm unaware of?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 17 minutes ago

is there a fountain of youth I’m unaware of?

It's the blood of children. Use that knowledge as you see fit.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm unclear what to do with this information. Are they suggesting suicide?

I'm a bit younger than you, but I've always taken that as a tongue on cheek comment that really doesn't have anything behind it other than bitterness at what their bodies/minds became. Usually from neglecting them and ignoring problems until they couldn't be ignored any more.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

No, those fuckers are just regretting how little they smoked and drank.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. Experience is that thing that lets you recognize a mistake when you're about to make it again.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Pain solidifies memory.

"Hmm, maybe I should try... OH! NO! Wait, not that!"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I seem to be the opposite.

poke OW!!!!

Ok, I just gotta poke here, and.....OW!!!! Oh, right. I forgot about that.

Ok, just one last adjustment, and...... poke OW!!!! Oh that's still a thing. Right.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

Do not make the mistake of thinking that a credit card means you have money. Credit cards mean you do not have money, and you’re about to have even less.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

I just use all my credit cards for the points/cashback rewards and to track spending (I have different cards for different things, like one for gas and groceries, one for revolving subscriptions, one for general spending online).

I pay them off in full weekly, and the rewards are essentially free money. Plus, this protects my bank account (actual money) and helps easily spot if there's any fraud.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago

credit cards mean you have access to money that is not yours. you may spend it, but if you don't pay it back immediately it will hurt.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

I have a separate account linked to my card and manually move money from my savings account there, for cost control. Sometimes, after a huge bill, it goes negative. On such a occasion, the one time i would have registered an Amazon account, they locked me out because of this. Considering that it's in some places "normal" to have the main account negative, am i the weird one?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Credit cards mean you do not have money, and you’re about to have even less.

Maybe, if you're bad with money. Treat the card as you would your debit card, and only spend what you know you have, and you'll be perfectly fine.

I've used a credit card for the vast majority of my purchases over the last 10-15 years, and money isn't a problem in the way you're implying. But I might also be a unicorn and I pay my card off multiple times a month, and have paid MAYBE 3 months of interest in that time.

My credit card is why I have a stellar credit score and was able to pull myself out of the poverty hole that I was born into. And I know for a fact that I gotten more from rewards than I ever paid in interest, so I've made money putting purchases on it.

[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I find it hard to wrap my head around the fact that people do not understand this. Like, why would you ever think that you have more money than the amount deposited in your account?! I am guessing it is regional — restricted to places with poor financial hygiene/literacy due to whatever reasons.

(Despite the em-dash, I am not an AI. Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three.)

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

You think you’re hot, like quoting some quick maths proves you’re not an AI? ;-)

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I love the concept of having negative money in a bank account. When I was younger, dumber, and poorer, I'd look at my bank account and think, "Man, all I need is another $220. Then I'll finally be flat-out broke."

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Every rule in every military across the world is because someone did it, and there are some really dumb rules written down. Stuff like don't store lead acid batteries upside down.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

OSHA regulations are written in blood (and military regs, for the same reason)

Edit to add: "And it starts when you begin to think of people as things." (Granny Weatherwax, Carpe Jugulum, Terry Pratchett

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Also... POCKET SAND!