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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say I wish for one more wish?

Edit: if this isn't a casting of viscous mockery then I don't know what is.

Edit 2: I forgot the point of the joke, fixed plural problems

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I wish for one unrestricted wish

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Then I wish for two more wishes.

Then I wish that wishes are an absolute value.

Then I wish for a million fewer wishes.

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 1 points 5 minutes ago

Then I wish for 65,536 wishes. The genie crashes with an integer overflow error.

[–] lambisio@feddit.cl 2 points 2 hours ago

"Dormamu! I've come to charm!"