Pass.
Call me when they develop weed without pain relief that only gets you high as giraffe balls.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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I hate the pain relief/numbing aspect of some strains, it makes me get comfortable in positions that don't make me feel bad til the nexy day and then I feel bad for a week
Huh...I've always heard "giraffe pussy." Lol I never thought about it the other way.
It takes 2 giraffes.
Call me when they develop weed that gives all the pain and none of the relief!
Let's spice things up, russian roulette with weed instead of bullets.
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Maybe you and I can go splits. You can have my share of the stone if I can have the pain relief part.
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But like, the buzz cures pain too. Or is no one else dealing with depression?
Depression isn't real, now back to rowing your oar, slave.
And then it gets patented and costs $10,000 a dose.
Sounds shit. Gimme both tx
Because you’re not allowed to feel good with any medical treatment.
No.
Or because plenty of people want medicine without unwanted side effects.
Yah the mental haze isn't a fun trap to fall into. (young me as source)
On one hand, it sounds like Puritanical bullshit, but on the other hand, I’d like the option.
Idk some people like going to work without pain.
For me cannabis is an incredibly strong depressant. I can feel suicidal for free with pain, thanks.
:(
I’d use it, if it were legal and wouldn’t threaten my job. I have no interest in getting high.
I miss my MJ, but it fucks with my heart so it’s a no go for me. It was critical to my recovery after a head on collision and the after effects. Doc was prescribing dilaudid, and that shit is something like sythentic heroin and his nurse i calling like every week to find out why i never filled the rx.
Nooo thanks. I hope this proves to be viable.
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Classify that shit
Has science gone too far?
Boo
Can I get the high without the pain relief? I don't like risking overdose on too many marijuanas
That's the second path of the production line.
Booooringg.