"I have invented a computer that can handle the complexities of a dense, conflicting network of streets prone to collisions with on-traffic. It just needs a specialized road that is less dense and doesn't have conflicts with other on-traffic."
"Is your program just 'Accelerator-turn-on()'?"
"How did you get that information?? Who broke NDA!?"
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There's more to it than that, you also have to decelerate now and then
I have to go, I've said too much
Just slap a - on the accelerate()
Techbros really going beyond to invent shittier less efficient trains.
They're not really trying to do anything. They're trying to get venture capital money. The more impressive and revolutionary the blender render is, the more likely they are to get some fat, unsecured VC money. Then they'll cash out and move on to the next thing.
It's a grift. They just need the poors to be excited about their bullshit to convince someone with money that there's money to be made with their bullshit.
