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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

RIP you absolute legend. The Schwartz be with you, always.

Edit. Oh wait, not that kind of passed. Well he's still an absolute fucking legend. More so for making it to 100.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 9 hours ago

Tastes like stupidity.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 36 points 16 hours ago

Don't fucking scare me like that…. Gees.

[–] CarrierLost@infosec.pub 32 points 16 hours ago

Not gonna lie, had me in the first half

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

this is not the right thing to see when you just woke up. you got me

[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 17 hours ago

Angriest upvote possible

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Incorrect. He just started being 100. He is not going to pass that age until next year.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago

He's been around for a hundred years, and is now in his hundred-and-first.

[–] fantacyde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 17 hours ago

At a small point in time he passed 100 year mark then began accruing seconds, minutes, hours past it. Acktuuallly ;)

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 6 points 17 hours ago

1st year is 0 to 1

[–] Nurgus@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Almost correct. :D

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

So as i wake up more.

This one high school something end of the season dinner i can't remember the coach couldn't make it to. to the team captain was emceeing. And he said that the coach "isn't with us". And then paused for about fifteen seconds while

and then said HE'S STILL ALIVE HE JUST HAD ANOTHER MEETING TONIGHT. The rest of the night, every time a name got mentioned, "who isn't with us" "naw I ain't dead".

I had forgotten that so thanks.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Sleep well, prince. Then wake up and go about your old day once more.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 207 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Mel Brooks has passed

Is not the way one should start the headline.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 119 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's gone... and done it again.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's no longer with us... he's the same length with everyone

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He kicked the bucket… out of the way so nobody trips, good guy Mel.

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[–] tramdan@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless you're making a joke.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

It's the kind of joke the man himself would find tame though.

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[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

Still on track for Space Balls 2.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 24 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 9 points 18 hours ago
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I read it wrong. I added an "at" in there. He content isnt available in the UK because its imgr or something so i had to google it and he is fine. I felt much better. You need a slap.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Ironically, I had to use Imgur because Lemmy.world disallows posting and uploads via the VPN that I utilize, and direct upload chokes due to some stupid shit the regulator and providers around here are pulling.

The way things in the Europes and the US are going, in a few years most Western VPNs will be of no avail for accessing the sites I want. We'll both have to VPN through Mexico or somesuch.

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100

I feel like this could be right up his ally for humor. Someone gets sad and the person reading the paper (specifically not the obits) is confused. "They've passed the age. They're 101 now."

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Newspaper says "Mel Brooks has passed", the newspaper is unfolded to reveal "the age of 100"

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

"Mel Brooks has passed", "go and will collect $200"

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

You monster

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Get spaceballs 2 done damnit.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

Fucking epic (the post just as much as the subject).

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

You son of a bitch, take my upvote!

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

May the Schwartz be with you!

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 15 hours ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh you got me! I bet Mel would get a laugh out of this too.

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