The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
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Clothing companies hype boxers as the new comfortable, and almost universally stop selling tighty whities.
Create the problem, then sell the solution at a substantial premium.
The underwire is going to be lit!!!
A long time ago a friend and I thought up the ballsack ball sack. We never took action to create it like absolute fools, and the idea would only sit in the ether for so long.
Just like my balls.
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
Any man who has sat on a toilet with a high water level knows the value of something like this. Let's just say having your beanbag take a dip in toilet water can be somewhat disconcerting...
this was in the new sacha baren cohen movie Ladies First lol
I think about getting this contraption once my balls start poking out of my shorts.
Are those falafels in there?
SAXX underwear already did this with their ballpark pouch. It's heaven
Was looking for this comment. I have a few pairs of these and they're kinda neat! Problem is that I got them when I was in shape, and putting them on now is a bit of a stretch (around my waist). (No pun intended.)
Not sure how much a new pair costs now, in the US, but I would recommend if you want a little ball holster lol
Especially the ultra soft ones. They are a bit expensive, but I get a smile on my face every time I wear them. Also helps that they have a bunch of derpy sharks on them.
Also if you struggle with pee running your leg because you are impatient, this fixes that issue because it has a physical barrier between your legs and your crotch. Really helps when I am out camping and peeing in the middle of the night.
In my mid-40s, things are certainly going the way of the sweet chariot, but nothing my normal boxer-briefs don't handle.
sweet chariot
Oh wow, they comin' for to carry you home.
Maybe if I make it to 80 I can wind them up like a rubber-band helicopter and fly back.
I'm gonna let mine dangle past my boxers. Women get to show cleavage.
brenis
A new class of fetishwear is born.
Pants optional?
Duluth makes boxer briefs with a pocket in the front to hold everything in place, and you don't have to strap anything in like this monstrosity.
I'd try it on.
It's there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.