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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Wow, that's nuts!

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So none of you have a scrotum?

You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those stretch and lose support with age

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Damn, I thought I was getting taller.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your scrotum doesn't retain its elasticity forever. As people get older, their scrotums will begin to sag and droop. Also (this doesn't apply to everyone), as you get older, your heart doesnt function as well as it used to, and this can cause fluid to pool (edema) in your lower half. The scrotum is one of the first places to begin accumulating fluid, causing it to not only sag, but also get significantly larger. This can lead to discomfort and injures.

With all that said, this thing is 110% fetish wear. Just wear briefs if your scrotum is super saggy

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, I didn't know I was guaranteed a huge scrote! Best news all day!

[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Scrotemaxxing ftw

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

I thought the jock strap was already invented.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In my mid-40s, things are certainly going the way of the sweet chariot, but nothing my normal boxer-briefs don't handle.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sweet chariot

Oh wow, they comin' for to carry you home.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe if I make it to 80 I can wind them up like a rubber-band helicopter and fly back.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna let mine dangle past my boxers. Women get to show cleavage.

[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SAXX underwear already did this with their ballpark pouch. It's heaven

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was looking for this comment. I have a few pairs of these and they're kinda neat! Problem is that I got them when I was in shape, and putting them on now is a bit of a stretch (around my waist). (No pun intended.)

Not sure how much a new pair costs now, in the US, but I would recommend if you want a little ball holster lol

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

But then how will they pop out of the bottom of their shorts while they're sitting?

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Carter: Using the bathroom. "Where do you keep the nets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?"

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Don't look at them, it makes me nervous!

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

So, briefs?

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Are those falafels in there?

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'd try it on.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Give me a testicle bra and a short skirt and you'd have one happy guy (in the summer).

Plus you could use it to hold your pistol.

Is there a website or something?

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think about getting this contraption once my balls start poking out of my shorts.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Clothing companies hype boxers as the new comfortable, and almost universally stop selling tighty whities.

Create the problem, then sell the solution at a substantial premium.

The underwire is going to be lit!!!

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A long time ago a friend and I thought up the ballsack ball sack. We never took action to create it like absolute fools, and the idea would only sit in the ether for so long.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Just like my balls.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

this was in the new sacha baren cohen movie Ladies First lol

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Pants optional?

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Any man who has sat on a toilet with a high water level knows the value of something like this. Let's just say having your beanbag take a dip in toilet water can be somewhat disconcerting...

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