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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 1 points 30 minutes ago

Manly Death: Heterosexual Warfare looks to be full of naked men. Just saying.

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 41 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Among the e-sport tags: ”hentai” 😆

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, this is accurate. One of the teams is going to get fucked by the end of the match

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

EA Sports Ultimate Surrender 26

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 50 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is a quality shitpost.

Not sure it even belongs in this sub; it’s too accurate.

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Times change, Mario is eternal

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Remember when Mario told the kids they were gonna go to hell on national television?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

another beatles reference today.. weird

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This one could double as Bohemian Rhapsody

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

I have a different one for that.

GIF animation of four Mr. Beans singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the manner of the four members of Queen in that music video.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Chinese Spyware

Yeah, uh, think again bucko. Spyware in Microsoft is 100% home grown American, like God intended.

That's Sam Altman's data, and he will pen a very weepy Op-Ed in the Washington Post if he thinks for a single second that the filthy yellow dragon of the East might be trivially bypassing his lowest bidder security setup to download a trillion petabytes of Esports fast-clicker metadata plus all your credit card info.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago) (1 children)

I believe they're talking about the FPS games invasive anticheat, not windows itself. Examples include Vanguard, EasyAnticheat, Battleye, Duenvo etc.

Also they come from all around the globe, not specifically China. (Though technically there are ones from China, but those are made for games with a Chinese audience)

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

I believe they’re talking about the FPS games invasive anticheat, not windows itself.

I'm sure the Blizzard/Activision game portal is also trying to suck out all my client data like a depressurizing spaceship.

(Though technically there are ones from China, but those are made for games with a Chinese audience)

That's even worse! Stop stealing our games, China!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

They speak of tencent

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Hey, Manly Death was a GREAT game!