Reminds me of the time I went to spit off of the roof of a building while in a dream.
I ended up hocking a big loogie right in my bed 2 inches from my face. That was fun to wake up to.
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I keep seeing photos of these two. What’s the context? What’s the original?
A couple has been taken into custody after climbing the very top of New York City's Empire State Building, before getting engaged.
Russian nationals Angela Nikolau, 33, and Ivan Beerkus, 32, unfurled a large banner at the tip of the skyscraper's needle that read: "When the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace."
This couple climbed the Empire State Building yesterday and put up a flag that said something about love and peace, then the guy proposed.
They climbed the empire State building other day and he proposed to her. Before that they flew a flag that said something on it.
I once had a pee dream set in the undefined future. In it, there were plenty of toilets but they were all protected by forcefields. The forcefields were intermittent, but with only moments when they were off, so you could get through only with very precise timing.
I spent the entire dream trying to either match that timing or find a restroom without a forcefield. I didn't succeed at either, but fortunately that meant I didn't try to pee, either.
That said, the moment I woke up I immediately ran to the real life ... I hope ... Bathroom.
Since we are sharing peeing dreams mine was that I had to pee while being watched by Nazi officers in auswitz. I did unfortunately manage...
I used to have less deep sleep and more than once, woke up, walked to the bathroom, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake and not dreaming so could not pee. I was just so exhausted I didn't know if I was asleep or awake!
All the toilets in my dreams are broken or otherwise unusable. It's deeply frustrating at the time, but I guess I should be thankful.
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Loving this spin on the good ol image macro!