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[–] sintax@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

If you would like to subscribe to analmal facts, reply starfish.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

The horse rectum and anus are a marvel of engineering. Together, they're capable of expelling waste, segmenting waste, and cleaning themselves, with one contraction performed by a single muscle.

As the sphincter contracts, it pushes out the waste, while also tightening to divide the waste into precisely segmented portions. If you weigh the individual pieces of waste, they weigh the same, within only a half ounce or so of each other.

After the waste is expelled, before the sphincter relaxes, it squeezes the rectum in the direction of the anus, effectively cleaning the rectum of any remaining waste.

This design has been replicated mechanically and applied to countless manufacring processes. Just about any time some amount of fluid needs to be precisely portioned out on an assembly line, it uses a device that was designed to be basically a mechanical version of a horse's asshole because it does such a good job of dispensing consistent quantities while minimizing waste, requiring very little maintenance and upkeep, and being very simple to build.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)

Do your kids ever fight about who's getting more food?

Not any more!

Here kids, meet Buddy! A huge help on the farm and in the kitchen!

Note: horse enema syringe sold separately. Minor changes to food flavour may be experienced, this is normal and not a cause for concern. Avoid dispensing of spicy foods as it might cause explosive discharge and/or being kicked.

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 28 minutes ago

Thanks, Dookieman12

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 hours ago

Damn, and here I am just shitting out my ass like a basic bitch.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Animals like pigs, rodents, turtles, and some fish are known to be capable of butt-chugging oxygen when the need arises.

I want to see "butt-chugging" in an accepted scientific article now.

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The experiments only injected a non-oxygenated fluid into the participants rectums, just to see if it was safe to do, which it was. Next step will be to actually test how well your butt can breathe the oxyneated gel.

Anyways, if this works athletes would be able to cheat on a whole new level. Would be awesome if you could inject it into your butt before freediving tho.

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Can confirm, fastest I've ever run was with an assfull of imminent diarrhea.

Unironically pretty cool though

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Baby dragonfly fart-waterskiing was not on my bingo card of things I expected to learn but here we are

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

which means its butthole disappears when not in use

Rocky had entered the chat

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Bum, Aktuly.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So if they each injure their asshole (hey, it happens 🤷‍♀️) do they fuse their butts together?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

The answer is always "more lube".

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

The Asteromorphs had the ability to propel themselves through space by shooting air out of their enlarged anuses.