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[–] Gintoki@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Guess: What's in my ass!"

What a brand motto.

Their plugs are all the rage rn

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope it’s a sleeve of Mentos and a liter of Coke Cola? 🤞

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] cadekat@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

Hm, a large Bad Dragon Rex, in signature color, and medium firmness.

Or cancer. Could always be cancer.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would that it twher so simple

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

“…it’s complicated.”

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A butterfly collection? Seven scented erasers?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oooh, they're scented alright

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

And flavoured too!

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Thats a cucumber face. Zero shame just vegan joy.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's left of a glass jar.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't tell if exclusively shock reference or also a play on the guys name (Jared).

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shock. I have no idea who this guy is. You mean he might be into it?

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Democrat Representative Jared Moskowitz for Florida's 23rd district.

[–] rachelzsnow@lemmy.pt 5 points 1 month ago

the reaction to my next post in my scroll pretty much sums up my reaction to this

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are we back to corn memes already? It's not even harvest time.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Its got the juice!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unredacted Trump-epstein files?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I still can't read that term without hearing in my head:

Trumpstein Files©®

lemmy won't allow me to post the tm symbol :(

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

a fulfilled life

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

More posts like this one?

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

$200k of star wars lego

[–] PillowD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?

[–] LemminNewbie@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Ass pennies

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hopefully not a horse.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

3,000 Mexican Pesos.

[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 month ago

Zuckerberg and his cronies

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

A Toyota Corolla.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Is that the guy after his scrotoplasty?

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Same as whats in your skull.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Mitch McConnell