Thus reads like one of those "forward this to 10 people or you will die" mails.
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again
Uuuhhhhh... Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!
What is the?
Highlights:
- "Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
- "Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
- "maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
- Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
- Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
- Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity
Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!
P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck
ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.
What is it?