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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Avian modifies both.

That’s avian flu or avian nuclear war.

They know something we don’t.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Birdemic 4 lookin' 🔥

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

routine veterinary care isn't covered by pet health insurance?? What the fuck is it for then?

You know how insurance companies always have these massive buildings in every downtown? And you're like, "wow, how can they afford to have such a large office right in the middle of the most expensive district to have it in?"

It's because their entire operation is to take your money, and then never pay anything back. And because we are all so used to being scammed by them, we can't seem to summon the inertia to do anything about it.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 55 minutes ago

My company provides pet insurance as workers benefits and it's have two routinely visits plus exams from those visits. With also unlimited emergency visits and related exams or treatment.

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 points 37 minutes ago

Greedy fucks!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

What’s never covered under our pet health insurance plan:

  • Pet health
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 27 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

What do they actually cover?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

Conventional war only. JDAMs and such. 3 hellfire missile strikes cap per year. Mustard gas and anthrax. Cyber warfare.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Terrorism acts, unless OP cropped it out

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No that's their full list. I didn't continue the screenshot down the page as I didn't want to be an unwitting advertisement for them.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

I appreciate not wanting to promote them, but could you name them so we know who to avoid? Or at least DM me.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

New conditions or illnesses. That's why it's best to get it when your pet is young. Learned that one the hard way.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Not nuclear war, that's for sure.

Or cloning. What sorta outfit is this anyway?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Usually routine visits and emergencies. But there's typically an age cutoff to enroll a pet

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 11 points 2 hours ago

Routine visits are not covered per the last point, no?

[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It’s hard to provide medical support to a pet when it’s in ash form

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Just like how Java is "not intended for use in a nuclear facility." They put it in the long-ass click through agreement, so it's legally binding.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 hours ago

Avian flu or nuclear war