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[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nawh that’s their face after they peep the plug πŸ˜‚ We talking sun tanning or suggestive nude yoga while maintaining small talk?

Spread eagle staring contest sounds like a hilarious gangbang opener

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

`crushing my super freak violet theory cold.

Homies gotta chill then lol if it’s on display and you’re not making uncomfortably long eye contact with them just daddy chill lol

Also real pervs know sunglasses are the casual gawkers cheat code πŸ˜‚

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

"I hope you put a towel down before sitting on that."

[–] SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then came the heatwave and everyone is barely wearing clothes at home on those days here. Even the friends who come over!

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[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How can I discreetly sneak off and stroke it til I blow?

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I sort of had this situation in a house I lived at in college. It only got weird some of the time.

There's definitely a wide range of, uh, dignity in someone's nudity.

[–] pech@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd be worried looking might be interpreted as leering or being otherwise disrespectful.

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes but, if you have someone in the house god damn put on some clothes. This is like one of those "don't force me into your kink" things.

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Trying to figure out how many seconds I can get away with looking.

Depending on context, thats worth a look

[–] lengau@midwest.social 6 points 5 days ago

Less blood than usual?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Thinking about the right way to try suggesting a spit roast

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

Can't that bitch at least put something on when they're having guests over

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