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All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Just set the status to something other than active. If it says buy or away 100% of the time, even while on a call, then any crazy manager that's monitoring it will start to think it's bugged.
We just all set it to yellow the entire time so people don't think they can call out of the blue.
With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you're in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I'm actually at the keyboard only if necessary.
Sometimes Teams doesn't even know if you're online during a video call
If you start a chat with yourself click the message textbox and hold down the left shift key the teams will think that your typing and it never changes the status. You don't need to make any changes to your system or install anything with this. Just place a heavy object on the shift key.
just put a spoon on your trackpad
If you leave the teams app open on an ios device, it will remain green no matter what you do. When I'm wfh, I just leave teams open in my iPad. I'm green all day long and it still adjusts the color to red for meetings. The main thing here is to remember to turn it off after hours. If you are still green at 10pm every day, it might look suspicious.
I used bots for games 20 years ago, I mean it should be easy to trick mouse movement...
have your free bot fix it while you get stuff done. i'd just make mine yellow all the time. wut is teams?
I just tell them it doesn't work on my system.
Every single production monitoring software I've seen on any machine I've ever run had some way to make it look like 100% uptime to whoever looks, and that hack was found within a single shift.
