Guys just open word and have something press the page down key, for example a game controller. Pc never sleeps, and you’re always green on teams/webex/whatever. Keep it simple.
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I once read the easiest thing is putting a spoon on your touchpad
I downloaded jiggler on my MacBook and never looked back.
I seem to remember a "blank" custom status being enough to stop the indicator going yellow, no mouse movements necessary. Is that no longer the case?
Blank in quotes because it was a skosh more involved: you needed a nonbreaking space or some kind of special character like that. A regular space would just get trimmed away.
Unfortunately not, no.
No but people still set those to give the ol AOL effect of when you hover over them.
Ooh he's got a LinkedIn Lunatic quote "So professional"
It is deliberate.
🖇️ can help? same guy
why? I'd rather everyone knows it's bullshit than they think it's accurate
I setup a meeting with myself so that it's always red. No green, just red, so I'm always busy.
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I'm so glad I don't have to use Microsoft for anything, where I work we use Google on Mac.
I did always find Google meet better that teams
here nobody uses it anyway, so i dont even log on :3
And all you need to stay at green status is a 🥄...
Definitely don't go on Amazon or Ebay and buy a cheap mouse jiggler. It gets detected as a generic input device and moves the mouse cursor 1 pixel left, then right 24 hours a day. They are available for under a fiver a piece. Plug it in at day's start and unplug it before you walk away from your pc.
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