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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Come on

And slam

And welcome to the

JAM

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I watched Space Jam with my daughter last night.

Wow what a fucking turd. I remembered it so fondly too, in reality I think theres about 30 minutes of closeups on Michael Jordans face.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Don't blaspheme in this holy house, heretic!