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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, let's hope you don't have to make that decades ...

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 minutes ago

His heart won't make it. UNLESS they give him a new heart.

But then his ankles will give out. UNLESS the install prosthetic leggs.

But by then his brain will be gone. UNLESS a new development in A.I. lets him keep thinking.

We'll have a 31 Trillion dollar president. Worth every penny that we don't make anymore.

/s In case The Onion is reading.