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How much legal trouble would I get for kicking a CEO in the testicles? it feels like it would be worth it if I ever met NVIDIA's bosses.
None if you don't get caught. They're not going to do a full investigation if you don't try to murder the guy. Also, look how badly the current FBI fumbled the investigation into Charlie Kirk's killer? into Brian Thompson's killer?
It's crazy how much Brian Thompson isn't even a name in my head. If someone murders me, I only hope they're not so charismatic that when people try to remember me they just picture a beige balloon named John Lastname.
Depends, are you rich?
Or remarkably good-looking?