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Oh damn, Iโve been traveling through time for a while now (just forward, though) what sandwich do I need to eat to bring this reality about?
considering that it depends on where the superman ship landed, it's route is set when launched in krypton. so unless you ate a sandwich in Kripton, we have to consider how eating a sandwich on earth can change the planet trajectory.
If anyone's actually wondering about this film: it exists. I haven't seen it though, so don't know what it's actually like.
The movie is really Libby. Typical, Stalin and Soviet Russia is so authoritarian that they even corrupt Superman into ultra big brother commie overlord that lobotomized all their dissidents. Also somehow the USA can win the cold war alone without any countries in the world thank to mega genius billionaire Lex Luther. And finally, all it takes for communism to fail is one liberal thought termination question about freedom.
I like how in 80% of the movie he's the usual abusive asshole Lex Luthor, but then we gotta wrap it up so he becomes President Freedom, Paragon of humanity.
Also "anarchist" Batman who has a US Flag hanging in his hideout, as anarchists do.
Yeah I kinda guessed as much tbh