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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Be phone engineer

Finally manufacture one-atom thick phone

The screen is nearly entirely invisible due to its thinness

You can't tap it anywhere or it immediately breaks into a million crumbs like filo dough

The components had to be spread over a 200 square meter sheet to fit all their atoms side by side

Present product to the board, instantly promoted to CEO

Product releases

Everyone buys the waferphone

"It's so thin" say consumers

"Unparalleled convenience and an incredible feat of engineering" say reviewers

Third parties begin selling titanium insulation sheetcases to protect your waferphone

Too big and heavy to take outside, everyone stores their waferphones underground at waferlockers

All phones are now completely inaccessible remotely or physically

Technological nirvana attained at last