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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[–] geizeskrank@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.