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It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.
i like this one, very inclusive
#everybodypoops
Not bees, they pees
#nobodypoopsbutyou
So everybody is full of shit but me?
Fucking KNEW it.
Kim doesn't poop
He does, it's just pure gold and orchids.
What if I need to throw up?
Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody's face. 50/50 its what they're there for, right?
Kinda nice but I would have never guessed
It doesn't really matter, it's all just sinks inside each one anyway.
It's actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.