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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 197 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i like this one, very inclusive

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Not bees, they pees

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

So everybody is full of shit but me?

Fucking KNEW it.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

He does, it's just pure gold and orchids.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What if I need to throw up?

Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody's face. 50/50 its what they're there for, right?

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda nice but I would have never guessed

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

It doesn't really matter, it's all just sinks inside each one anyway.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.