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The most outlandish tech CEO quotes from 2025 (sherwood.news)

submitted 1 week ago by JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org to c/technology@lemmy.world

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 108 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Woot:

“I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT.”
-- Sam Altman.

Fucking dweeb..

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

He had to ask it how to hire a nanny lol

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

These people are not well in the slightest. They are mentally ill, and capitalism continues to empower their sociopathic megalomania.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Dont worry, Trump will transition out of Capitalism and Altman/Thiel/Lucky will take their place in the Vanguard party.

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously, name a billionaire who seems like he doesn’t have a potentially undiagnosed mental illness. It’s hard to think of one.

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All of them - there might be a reason to want to get rich as fuck so that you can live comfortable and buy everything you want. I totally can understand that a superyacht in the Mediterranean can be awesome or that your private jet is more comfy than flying in a normal plane. But there is a limit: Just imagine being Elon Musk, being so rich that you could use a small part of your money to eradicate some illnesses or lift millions of people out of poverty and then spending your time shitposting on Twitter

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

To be fair, if I had all that money, I'd probably just pay someone to figure out how to make it do the most good, and continue spending at least some of my time shitposting. It's okay to have hobbies, but it's bad to hoard the money or invest it in evil.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 43 points 1 week ago

That poor child.
(Not Sam)

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago

The hospital where we had ours literally wouldn't let us leave until we had demonstrated that we knew how to care for the baby. The midwives there taught us how to do everything.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang:

We’re basically holding the planet together

Good ol' Muskrat:

Optimus will ultimately be better than the best human surgeon with a level of precision that is impossible — that is beyond human… People always talked about eliminating poverty, but actually Optimus will actually eliminate poverty.

Plus some "AI is perfect" bullshit from a few others who should know better. But they have to keep the bubble intact.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He is married to a dude. It's either dude or AI at this point.