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Does it suck dick?
Where is the big bright beautiful tomorrow that we were promised?
[15 Tech CEOs standing on the spent bodies of millions of workers, the CEOs' heads just reaching above the clouds of dystopian grime and smog to see the shining sun on the horizon]: I don't know what you're talking about, the future is beautiful!
For you my friend I believe they brought back the 1/8th inch headphones jack for ya to use.
Lol
that's what Dysons are for.
You could just buy a Polly Pocket for that
Truth!